As I’ve mentioned before, I consider myself an introvert who has taught herself extrovert characteristics.  While I don’t shy away from a party, there are times when small talk conversations can become rather tedious.

That’s when wearing a big hat can become a major advantage.

By adorning a large headpiece that covers your eyes, it provides a sense of mystery but also acts as a shield for those times when you disagree with what the other person is stating.  Additionally, when you find yourself disengaging from a boring conversation that your spouse or partner is engaged in with someone else, a hat helps to be less obvious as you doze off.  (You do need to watch what you do with your mouth, though, as more attention will be drawn there!)

Now I know why the folks in Europe LOVE those oh-so-large chapeaus.  And head gear comes in many variations/shapes/sizes; and it isn’t gender-specific.  There are so many options; whether it’s a Fedora, Panama, Stetson, Sombrero, Beret, or Straw, it’s your choice.

For the more follically-challenged man, there is an added appeal beyond the fashion statement.  Etiquette rules have even changed to make it far easier to sport.  (For more details, visit:  https://www.hats.com/etiquette.)

Therefore, can we reinstate these accessories back into more social scenes?  I live in Houston, Texas — the land of the 10-gallon, cowboy hat; I would love to see them displayed more frequently than just during rodeo season.

Alas, here’s the moral of the story:  If you’re hosting your own party, consider making it a hat-themed affair.  That way your guests not only have an automatic conversation starter, but also a built-in disguise to help them navigate their introverted tendencies.  Happy Socializing!

— Dawn F. Landry